Why middle school e mails are funny:

We've raised enough to dress Larson up as a princess but we need your help! Do any of you own a tutu (size XL) or princess dress (size XL)? We've got a tiara but we could use some clip on earrings, fun jewelry, or anything else you'd like to see Larson wear. We'll paint his fingers, put on make-up, etc. Other suggestions?

If you have anything, please bring it on Monday. Heine's Homebase will be dressing him up during homebase on Monday.