Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Sunday, March 28, 2010
NEWS FLASH!!!!!
Uncle David has a CELL PHONE!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahohhhhhhhhhhh Uncle DAVID!!!! There is hope for all of humanity!!!!
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Dan just got home.
Dan picking up a crazy- assed toy poodle barking a greeting to his favorite person in the whole world. " Do you smell Bub Buster?". ( Bub is David's dog.). After Dan gives me a kiss...
" We found something kind of interesting up there. On the end of a culvert by the shack there was a big pile of shit.
ME thinking...shit? human shit? cow shit? horse shit?
it looked like grouse shit, but longer (shows me with his fingers)
ME thinking...a shovel full of odd looking shit that someone dropped at the end of a culvert on the road just for fun?... where is this going?
We figured that a porcupine must be living in that culvert. We saw other porcupine sign
ME thinking...porcupine sign... quills?
Yeah. One side of the culvert had a big pile of shit , the other side just a little. End of discussion.
Dan, "you know Franklin couldn't go. He usually goes. He just had that hernia operation"
" Buster would have been fine up there. We took a walk in the afternoon & he would have been great. "
Dan holding little Buster up by the paws looking into his eyes " Were you like a wood tick on your Mom? "
" We found something kind of interesting up there. On the end of a culvert by the shack there was a big pile of shit.
ME thinking...shit? human shit? cow shit? horse shit?
it looked like grouse shit, but longer (shows me with his fingers)
ME thinking...a shovel full of odd looking shit that someone dropped at the end of a culvert on the road just for fun?... where is this going?
We figured that a porcupine must be living in that culvert. We saw other porcupine sign
ME thinking...porcupine sign... quills?
Yeah. One side of the culvert had a big pile of shit , the other side just a little. End of discussion.
Dan, "you know Franklin couldn't go. He usually goes. He just had that hernia operation"
" Buster would have been fine up there. We took a walk in the afternoon & he would have been great. "
Dan holding little Buster up by the paws looking into his eyes " Were you like a wood tick on your Mom? "
Thursday, March 25, 2010
What a difference a year makes.
I sure hope next year is half as nice as this year. I can't believe that I can give an assignment & the kids will do it without me having to breathe down their necks like a troll holding a club.
I've been able o trust them like this ALL year & it wasn't until MAY last year when I realized I could relax!!!
I'm teaching summer school for the first time this summer. I wonder what that will be like.
Dan went to the deer shack with uncle David. He won't be back until Saturday. Buster is in his crate right now & I wonder how he is doing.
I haven't sent any paper work to Media for next year yet & that makes me nervous. I like to be ahead. I also have a little more ordering of science equipment to do yet. I have everything ordered for Science Club though & I feel good about that.
I have to go to North to meet with another teacher regarding leveled readers we ordered this winter. I think someone f'ed up the distribution of books. She hasn't even opened her boxes up yet. I hate cluster fucks and may have to let this one go or I will go stark raving mad.
Later,
Flash.
I've been able o trust them like this ALL year & it wasn't until MAY last year when I realized I could relax!!!
I'm teaching summer school for the first time this summer. I wonder what that will be like.
Dan went to the deer shack with uncle David. He won't be back until Saturday. Buster is in his crate right now & I wonder how he is doing.
I haven't sent any paper work to Media for next year yet & that makes me nervous. I like to be ahead. I also have a little more ordering of science equipment to do yet. I have everything ordered for Science Club though & I feel good about that.
I have to go to North to meet with another teacher regarding leveled readers we ordered this winter. I think someone f'ed up the distribution of books. She hasn't even opened her boxes up yet. I hate cluster fucks and may have to let this one go or I will go stark raving mad.
Later,
Flash.
Sunday, March 21, 2010
"Ode to my Cloaca" a poem by FlashG.

A poem by FlashG..... posted on Facebook Spring 2006.
My cloaca my cloaca
i have but one cloaca.
I poop, i pee, i even welcome thee
through my cloaca my cloaca.
I thought I'd share my cloaca
just for your for sake- a.
thank you very much
M
ps. It is a true wonder that my kids have not blocked me from Facebook!!!!!
Dad.
Have you seen this guy on TV?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ia7TF2yVQU
Great story. His daughter has taken over & this am on CBS News Sunday she said that #1) She wishes she had taken over while he was still alive so that they had been able to work together & #2) That she often times feels he is on the fringes watching her.
I have felt my own Dad's presence lately, especially when I am on my way home from school & I am reflecting on my teaching day. I think that he would be proud of me; how how hard I have been working, how well I have been teaching.
I would never want to go back in time & be with him. He was a tortured man & I am way better off NOT having been with him. But there was a side of him that was "Dad" that I miss from time to time. I guess, like the daughter above, I wish I would at least have told him that while he was alive.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ia7TF2yVQU
Great story. His daughter has taken over & this am on CBS News Sunday she said that #1) She wishes she had taken over while he was still alive so that they had been able to work together & #2) That she often times feels he is on the fringes watching her.
I have felt my own Dad's presence lately, especially when I am on my way home from school & I am reflecting on my teaching day. I think that he would be proud of me; how how hard I have been working, how well I have been teaching.
I would never want to go back in time & be with him. He was a tortured man & I am way better off NOT having been with him. But there was a side of him that was "Dad" that I miss from time to time. I guess, like the daughter above, I wish I would at least have told him that while he was alive.
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Kites on a roll.
So I ordered 20 kites on a roll for science club ( for next year) & made the sample kite. Actually, Dan & I made it.
Can't fly it yet, but I sure had fun decorating it!!!!

Are you watching the hockey game ? A barn burner....
F
Breck just won first time in history a team has won B'B state hockey championships. Good for them :)
Can't fly it yet, but I sure had fun decorating it!!!!

Are you watching the hockey game ? A barn burner....
F
Breck just won first time in history a team has won B'B state hockey championships. Good for them :)
WE HAVE TICKETS!!!!!!
Friday, March 12, 2010
Yikes!
Only two more days to craziness....
What I did during break:
Got a 45 minute massage with Lori Flint at Serenity Massage.
Did laundry.
Went to Cub now Cashwise.
Went to Walgreens.
Went to KMart. Didn't purchase anything of interest so won't list. OK. Toilet paper. Happy????
Stopped in at school.
Got a half hour massage with Lori Flint at Serenity Massage.
Watched Lower Learning an absolutely awful movie that I subsequently bought for .48 cents from Amazon. Seriously. It is terrible. Interested?
Did NOT go to a Meyer get together & avoided getting an awful bug that three relatives that I know of of Dan's (including Dan) have come down with...ha ha. Losers!!!
Successfully assembled a motor kit the kids had trouble with at science club. I
re wrote the directions. A teacher didn't write those directions!!!!
Watched Boys HS State Hockey.
Woke up early but was able to fall back asleep until at least 8:30 every morning.
Was up until past midnight (edit)TWO nights!!!.
Watched Boys HS State Hockey.
Chatted/ posted on the walls of Jamie, Danielle & Jessica reminiscing about the two Lilith Fair concerts I took them to in '97 &'99. Hoping to reunite at the all new Lilith in either in MPLS or Denver this summer.
Made cinnamon rolls.
Ate half of said cinnamon rolls. Am no longer craving brown sugar & butter. Guess I won't be eating oatmeal for breakfast for a little while!!!
Went to Perkins in Buffalo. Don't drink their espresso ...it is terrible.
Toured downtown Buffalo and Maple Lake. I thought that Maple Lake was large. It is not. It is tiny.
Called my Mom.
Switched - out some magnets on a tank bag for Flash. Works better.:)
Have been doing mental calisthenics all week working up the gumption to call Lisa this coming Sunday. **** called her. Has pnemonia but she is a tough fucker. I feel good****
Graded papers & recorded them.
Did laundry.
Made a KITE!!!!!
And I still have a weekend!!! Yeah!!!!!
Flash. Charging "little bike's" battery hoping to get it at least to the mailboxes. Baby steps...WOOT!!!!
Will ride my GZ today ( Sunday.... SUN day) and am nervous. I spent 3-4 minutes wondering why I couldn't back it up..... had the hand brake on...oops.
MAY have found an appropriate windshield for Flash at a great price. I still need to work out the details.
Scrubbed the upstairs bathroom... ewwwwwwwwwww.
Made two weeks worth of STRONG lattee.
Reserved a motel for May 15th.... Jess graduates YES!!!!!!
Opened all the windows.... WOW!!!!! Fresh AIR!!!
Rode the GZ around the "block" twice. It started right up.
Flew the kite. It's a beaut. & will be a fun project.
Ready for the home stretch!!!
What I did during break:
Got a 45 minute massage with Lori Flint at Serenity Massage.
Did laundry.
Went to Cub now Cashwise.
Went to Walgreens.
Went to KMart. Didn't purchase anything of interest so won't list. OK. Toilet paper. Happy????
Stopped in at school.
Got a half hour massage with Lori Flint at Serenity Massage.
Watched Lower Learning an absolutely awful movie that I subsequently bought for .48 cents from Amazon. Seriously. It is terrible. Interested?
Did NOT go to a Meyer get together & avoided getting an awful bug that three relatives that I know of of Dan's (including Dan) have come down with...ha ha. Losers!!!
Successfully assembled a motor kit the kids had trouble with at science club. I
re wrote the directions. A teacher didn't write those directions!!!!
Watched Boys HS State Hockey.
Woke up early but was able to fall back asleep until at least 8:30 every morning.
Was up until past midnight (edit)TWO nights!!!.
Watched Boys HS State Hockey.
Chatted/ posted on the walls of Jamie, Danielle & Jessica reminiscing about the two Lilith Fair concerts I took them to in '97 &'99. Hoping to reunite at the all new Lilith in either in MPLS or Denver this summer.
Made cinnamon rolls.
Ate half of said cinnamon rolls. Am no longer craving brown sugar & butter. Guess I won't be eating oatmeal for breakfast for a little while!!!
Went to Perkins in Buffalo. Don't drink their espresso ...it is terrible.
Toured downtown Buffalo and Maple Lake. I thought that Maple Lake was large. It is not. It is tiny.
Called my Mom.
Switched - out some magnets on a tank bag for Flash. Works better.:)
Have been doing mental calisthenics all week working up the gumption to call Lisa this coming Sunday. **** called her. Has pnemonia but she is a tough fucker. I feel good****
Graded papers & recorded them.
Did laundry.
Made a KITE!!!!!
And I still have a weekend!!! Yeah!!!!!
Flash. Charging "little bike's" battery hoping to get it at least to the mailboxes. Baby steps...WOOT!!!!
Will ride my GZ today ( Sunday.... SUN day) and am nervous. I spent 3-4 minutes wondering why I couldn't back it up..... had the hand brake on...oops.
MAY have found an appropriate windshield for Flash at a great price. I still need to work out the details.
Scrubbed the upstairs bathroom... ewwwwwwwwwww.
Made two weeks worth of STRONG lattee.
Reserved a motel for May 15th.... Jess graduates YES!!!!!!
Opened all the windows.... WOW!!!!! Fresh AIR!!!
Rode the GZ around the "block" twice. It started right up.
Flew the kite. It's a beaut. & will be a fun project.
Ready for the home stretch!!!
Saturday, March 6, 2010
LDS
I think he LIKES it!!!!! WOOT!!!!

LoDownSinner
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Nashville, TN
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Holy Mother of Pearl!!!!
Wow!!!!!
The banjo arrived yesterday, with just enough time for me to start stringing it before leaving for class.
All I have to say at this point is what a gorgeous instrument! This has got to be one of the most beautiful instruments I've ever had the privilege of attempting to play.
When we got home last night I tuned her up and am so impressed by the tone and playability. I always say that "different guitars have different songs in them." Well, after plinking on George's banjo for a month or so, I was able to kind of stumble my way though Cripple Creek on a good day. This instrument? The song just flowed out of her, and then she prompted for more. I sat around strumming and picking for a few minutes and all kind of songs jumped out; a cool 12-bar blues was begging to be unleashed (something I'd never attempted on a banjo before) and actually sounded great even with my inept attempts at alternating rolls, and The Ballad of Jed Clampett forced it's way out through my fingers in a rudimentary way - something I've always wanted to play, but never tried.
She's even inspiring me to try some Bela Fleck tunes. The girl's multi-lingual, seems like she speaks all genres of music from blugrass to jazz.
In short - what a wonderful instrument!!!
Oh yeah, she has a name - MaryJo!!!!

LoDownSinner
RiderCoach
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Nashville, TN
Posts: 19,597
Images: 2
Holy Mother of Pearl!!!!
Wow!!!!!
The banjo arrived yesterday, with just enough time for me to start stringing it before leaving for class.
All I have to say at this point is what a gorgeous instrument! This has got to be one of the most beautiful instruments I've ever had the privilege of attempting to play.
When we got home last night I tuned her up and am so impressed by the tone and playability. I always say that "different guitars have different songs in them." Well, after plinking on George's banjo for a month or so, I was able to kind of stumble my way though Cripple Creek on a good day. This instrument? The song just flowed out of her, and then she prompted for more. I sat around strumming and picking for a few minutes and all kind of songs jumped out; a cool 12-bar blues was begging to be unleashed (something I'd never attempted on a banjo before) and actually sounded great even with my inept attempts at alternating rolls, and The Ballad of Jed Clampett forced it's way out through my fingers in a rudimentary way - something I've always wanted to play, but never tried.
She's even inspiring me to try some Bela Fleck tunes. The girl's multi-lingual, seems like she speaks all genres of music from blugrass to jazz.
In short - what a wonderful instrument!!!
Oh yeah, she has a name - MaryJo!!!!
Friday, March 5, 2010
ahhhhhhhhhhh
A quiet start to a Friday morning on the last day before a long break. A gift!!!
FlashG waiting for the ice to melt....Have a good break everyone? ( ok all 3-4 of you who actually might read this damn thing.
M:)
FlashG waiting for the ice to melt....Have a good break everyone? ( ok all 3-4 of you who actually might read this damn thing.
M:)
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
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