Subject: Dear Cathryn.
Dear Cathryn,
Since we have common ancestry I was wondering if you could help me with
the following:
I have a sudden irresistible urge to boil a chicken and bleach garbage
cans. What could this mean? These new feelings frighten me. Please help.
Signed,
Frightened.
Response:
Subject: Dear Cathryn.
Dear Frightened:
These recessive genes have been lying dormant within your
hyperactive, over-stimulated emotions which have forced you to ignore the
really important things in your life - like the joy of boiling a chicken and
bleaching garbage cans. Welcome to the real world.
Cathryn
