Boy. I laughed so hard at this!!!

An e mail from my Mother after I sent her 5 pictures of myself with photo booth:

The subject heading: I'm worried

about you. You need to get out of the house more - doing something besides teaching middle school children. Your job is obviously weighing too heavily on your mind. See if you can sign up to volunteer for the Salvation Army. Offer to drive their canteen to disaster calls. You meet a lot of nice policemen and women who are doing jobs that keep their minds and feet on the ground. It might rub off on you. You also could make your latte to serve from the canteen. After a long night of a stand-off with some mentally ill woman who is holding her live-in drug supplier boyfriend at gun point, the officers would really enjoy a jolt of your latte when this real life situation is resolved What I have just described is a reasonable diversion for you to put your life in some kind of perspective. It's a big wonderful world out there. See if you can find it. Volunteering for helping in situations that take place outside your home and school certainly would keep you from being bored and developing pictures like the ones you sent this morning. Your concerned Mother

I laughed so hard I had to pee and my belly fat jiggled. I think she may be right. Ha ha!!

flash... Mom always could make me feel "little". he he