NOW I remember!

Why I looked forward to the start of a new school year come August when the kids were little!



We have had all my children ( and 2 grand kids) home for two days ( so far). I have just retreated to my bedroom with my computer. I checked my e mail accounts, Pioneer's Woman's site, looked at 2 posts by Andrea, one by Holly that I hadn't read ( I RELY on you guys.... you are like pesto sauce to me! I'll explain some other time..), & it has just finally quieted down in the living room.

The front door has opened and closed 8 times in the last 10 minutes ( Yes, I'm counting... I have caramel rolls in the oven & will have to leave my cave soon)....do I use ( ok nine times) too many comas when I write?.....,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


Later.....

Crazy Grandma Flash drive scooter mom

There is enough beauty product in this house right now

for 20 women.

My girl is back!

I can handle this gone for a few days, home for a few days routine! And Buster... well he is a TOTAL pain in the ass toward the end of any consecutive several days she's gone! He gets JUMPY, CRABBY and ORNERY!!!!

He is in Jessica heaven right now. he goes errrrrrr errrrrrrrrr errrrrrr & rolls around on the couch next to her. Soooooooooooooooooo cute!

My boy Buster's life is complete... at least temporarily!!!

Flash!

FALSE advertizing!

'Ya know how they say that blue painter's tape comes off easily even after three years? NOT!!!! Don't ask me how I know but it has to do with me being on my hands and knees with a pair of eyebrow tweezers.

Now THERE'S something you can COUNT on! Electrolysis to remove unwanted & sculpt beautiful eyebrow lines. I would recommend Electrolysis by Robyn ( or soemthing like that). She knows what she's doing and only laughs a little it when her favorite country music radio station starts playing through your tooth fillings.

Flash

Skeered myself.

Went a little too fast around a corner on baby GZ. HEY!!

All My Children will be playing at my house next Friday!!!!! AND maybe Mama honey will be here too!!! I'd be more excited but I have a sore throat. If one of those hooligans gave me a cold at SS, I'll just have to turn off the air conditioning and make 'em sweat!

F

Damn that Jody Voight....EDIT

His response:

I'll try not to over use him but he was pretty valuable to me yesterday.

Thanks
Jody

Yeah, right. I never have trusted the word "try" especially from Jody. Baaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa boooooooooooooooooooo hissssssssssssssssssssss

Damn that Jody Voigt!

The email I sent to Jody this morn. should explain:

Jody:
I am teaching summer school 'ya know. Because Dan is helping you today, the following very, very dire consequences have happened this am :

1) The toilet nearly overflowed.
2) I had no milk for my cereal.
Dan would have noticed both of the above situations yesterday & remedied them had he not been thinking about.................. ahem "WORKING".

3) Dan makes my lunch... every day. Today's lunch was CRAP.What... FROZEN strawberries with no cottage cheese OR yogurt? What is up with THAT?
4) No supper will be made when I get home. Dan said "Well there's leftover venison" YEAH!!! From TWO DAYS AGO!! I'll be stopping at Subway.

So just an FYI. Don't get any funny ideas. I've gotten used to my "man" being HOME!!!!!!

Your friend :)

Mary