In a few hours Dan, Jessica AND Buster are going to Rochester to stay with the Haradens for the weekend. The reason? Jessica is scheduled to take the GRE tomorrow at 12:30 IN Rochester & Dan is her designated driver & Father savior who will wrap her in his big bear arms if she doesn't improve her scores.
Well, that is my take. Here are some other possibilities:
In a few hours Dan, Jessica AND Buster are going to Rochester to stay with the Haradens for the weekend. The reason? Jessica is scheduled to take the GRE tomorrow at 12:30 IN Rochester & since Grace dissed Dan at Como & refused to let him carry her or hold his hand, he wants to convince her that he is a perfect Grandpa.
or
In a few hours Dan, Jessica AND Buster are going to Rochester to stay with the Haradens for the weekend. The reason? Jessica is scheduled to take the GRE tomorrow at 12:30 IN Rochester & Dan is sick of me and needs a break.
or
In a few hours Dan, Jessica AND Buster are going to Rochester to stay with the Haradens for the weekend. The reason? Jessica is scheduled to take the GRE tomorrow at 12:30 IN Rochester & Dan senses that I am sick of him and need to be alone.
In any case, one thing remains constant & that is that Jessica is taking the GRE ....again. Pray for her. All else is irrelevant at this point.
Flash! Who may be going on a group ride to Brainerd with the local chapter of WOW
( Women On Wheels) tomorrow.... a good distraction from GRE world & since riding a motorcycle involves prayer, it will be a good fit .
Friday, July 9, 2010
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Friday, July 2, 2010
How I can tell that Jessica is "home".
From the most obvious to least:
1) Buster cannot rest. He faces the door with one eye open even when Dan & I are both watching TV.
2) There are never fewer than 3 full boxes of cereal in the cereal cabinet.
3) There is a gym bag in the entry way.
4) I have to watch for her car when I back out of the garage.
5) There is a Toshiba computer on the couch. Hmmm wonder where THAT came from!
6) There are neon note cards with vocabulary words on them in a baggie on the couch. She is taking the GRE in 10 days for the third time. Pray for her.
7) I begin to go through serious with drawl when she hasn't been home in two days :)
Flash!
1) Buster cannot rest. He faces the door with one eye open even when Dan & I are both watching TV.
2) There are never fewer than 3 full boxes of cereal in the cereal cabinet.
3) There is a gym bag in the entry way.
4) I have to watch for her car when I back out of the garage.
5) There is a Toshiba computer on the couch. Hmmm wonder where THAT came from!
6) There are neon note cards with vocabulary words on them in a baggie on the couch. She is taking the GRE in 10 days for the third time. Pray for her.
7) I begin to go through serious with drawl when she hasn't been home in two days :)
Flash!
Thursday, July 1, 2010
A potentionally traumatic moment.
Happened just now. I went from the bedroom into the living room in just my underwear to get & bring back into the bedroom with me:
1) A tall glass of water.
2) My computer.
3) My reading glasses.
4) A banana.
You guessed. The banana had to go into my underpants for transportation. Thank God no one came to the door.
And if you are saying "ewwwwwwwww". I agree totally. There is a reason to be grateful for banana skins.
1) A tall glass of water.
2) My computer.
3) My reading glasses.
4) A banana.
You guessed. The banana had to go into my underpants for transportation. Thank God no one came to the door.
And if you are saying "ewwwwwwwww". I agree totally. There is a reason to be grateful for banana skins.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Friday, June 25, 2010
News From Deep Within the Forest.
I may make regular, spontaneous installments of this post. I've been inspired by Pioneer Woman.
The News:
1) We have too much shit around this place. There are two locations in our "homestead" where this is apparent: the basement & the garage. I avoid being cognizant when I am in either of these locations & go into a deep torpor just before & while I am there.
I have no intentions of fixing this problem any time soon. As a result, coming out of said torpor can be a slow process.
2) I love snap peas. We are harvesting enough to cook for every super , put raw in a lunchtime sandwich & use raw to dip in ranch dressing for a mid- afternoon snack. Using the term " we" is a total & complete misrepresentation of the truth.
3. Buster has been having some trouble with his anal glands. I am the anal gland expresser of the household. Being willing to express anal glands while at the same time not willing to be in charge of snap peas or reducing the amount of shit around this place must be a symptom of some sort of personality disorder. I am currently not willing to waste time on figuring it out. I am afraid it might be a horiffic affliction & I cannot face it at this point in time.
Flash
ps I misspelled 2 words in my post, tried twice to correct them but my attempts were rejected. Fuck that.
The News:
1) We have too much shit around this place. There are two locations in our "homestead" where this is apparent: the basement & the garage. I avoid being cognizant when I am in either of these locations & go into a deep torpor just before & while I am there.
I have no intentions of fixing this problem any time soon. As a result, coming out of said torpor can be a slow process.
2) I love snap peas. We are harvesting enough to cook for every super , put raw in a lunchtime sandwich & use raw to dip in ranch dressing for a mid- afternoon snack. Using the term " we" is a total & complete misrepresentation of the truth.
3. Buster has been having some trouble with his anal glands. I am the anal gland expresser of the household. Being willing to express anal glands while at the same time not willing to be in charge of snap peas or reducing the amount of shit around this place must be a symptom of some sort of personality disorder. I am currently not willing to waste time on figuring it out. I am afraid it might be a horiffic affliction & I cannot face it at this point in time.
Flash
ps I misspelled 2 words in my post, tried twice to correct them but my attempts were rejected. Fuck that.
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