What I have eaten in the last 15 hours:

2 cans of Healthy Choice Soup... cold/ from the can.

A bowl of ice cream.

1 cup of oatmeal fixed like this, my thoughts are in quotes:

" I think I'll make some oatmeal for breakfast"

1/2 cup of oatmeal flakes " Shit. There is only 1/2 cup of oatmeal flakes. I'll add milk for better nutritional value"

3/4 cup of milk "Hope that is the right amount of milk"

put in microwave for 1 minute " A little runny. Let's see. I wonder if we have any nuts"

sprinkle some nuts on top " Shit. that was a bag of chocolate chips. yuck. "

Take a large spoon and take out as many chocolate chips as possible & discard in garbage can.

Stir vigorously. " I better toast half a bagel too"

Put half a bagel in the toaster 4 seconds later..." That's good enough"

Eat. Pray that your digestive system can survive the assault. Love your husband/cook when he returns in one week from hunting Up North.