A potentionally traumatic moment.

Happened just now. I went from the bedroom into the living room in just my underwear to get & bring back into the bedroom with me:

1) A tall glass of water.

2) My computer.

3) My reading glasses.

4) A banana.

You guessed. The banana had to go into my underpants for transportation. Thank God no one came to the door.

And if you are saying "ewwwwwwwww". I agree totally. There is a reason to be grateful for banana skins.

I just. love. this. vid.

News From Deep Within the Forest.

I may make regular, spontaneous installments of this post. I've been inspired by Pioneer Woman.

The News:

1) We have too much shit around this place. There are two locations in our "homestead" where this is apparent: the basement & the garage. I avoid being cognizant when I am in either of these locations & go into a deep torpor just before & while I am there.

I have no intentions of fixing this problem any time soon. As a result, coming out of said torpor can be a slow process.

2) I love snap peas. We are harvesting enough to cook for every super , put raw in a lunchtime sandwich & use raw to dip in ranch dressing for a mid- afternoon snack. Using the term " we" is a total & complete misrepresentation of the truth.

3. Buster has been having some trouble with his anal glands. I am the anal gland expresser of the household. Being willing to express anal glands while at the same time not willing to be in charge of snap peas or reducing the amount of shit around this place must be a symptom of some sort of personality disorder. I am currently not willing to waste time on figuring it out. I am afraid it might be a horiffic affliction & I cannot face it at this point in time.

Flash

ps I misspelled 2 words in my post, tried twice to correct them but my attempts were rejected. Fuck that.

Check this blog out.

It is written in a whimsical fashion, is very light-hearted and *** cough*** Marlborough Man has #1) captured my heart & #2) made me actually get up and kiss my very own Marlborough Man and tell him I love him so :).

Go here if you are prepared to fall in love. Starting to read from the bottom up is called for here as "hiney tingling" is involved.

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Flash!

I had a fantastic idea for an excellent post!!

But I completely forgot what it was.

Funniest You Tube vid EVAR!!!

Go to:

Homework Sucks!

LOVE THIS KID!!!!

Flash!

It smells so good outside!!

A few picts. of our new wildflower garden. The beautiful pink flower just opened up this am. It is a poppy. The blue a straw flower. Then tonight's supper... snap peas and Sunday night's supper... future snap peas.

Hafta get outside! It smells sooooooooo good. Mom. Do you still look at this? Happy 79th yesterday again if you do. M

Flash.

ps. The Bonnie Hunt show today is a RIOT! Bonnie's Mom & Grand daughter were both on the same show. I would have to say that Bonnie is the ugly duckling of the three. Sorry Bonnie. But Your Mom & Grand daughter are so darn cute.